how to make toast

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  1. get some bread
  2. get a toaster. make sure its pluged in
  3. put the toast in the toaster
  4. set the toaster to the desired setting
  5. push the toast down (there will be a handle on the side)
  6. wait a while
  7. get the toast out of the toaster. be careful not to burn your self (if you did)
  8. put the toast on a plate
  9. (optional) add desired topping
  10. if you are not satisfied with your toast repeat steps 1-9 until you are
  11. you're done!
  12. if you don't have toast at this point you're an idiot (I bet you burned yourself too). get someone competant to make the toast for you

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