FAQ's
Q: Is this website legit?
A: If you want it to be.
Q: Can I ask you a question
A: You answered your own question.
Q: Does this actually work?
A: It will work if you let it work.
Q: Feet?
A: No.
Q: Why?
A: Why not.
Q: Why do I keep dreaming about tornadoes?
A: By any chance are you in Kansas?
Q: How are floods created?
A: With water.
Q: How do I make a person do what I want?
A: Give them nutella.
Q: Ask me any question. I'm master troll.
A: What's your bank account number?