Q: Is this website legit?

A: If you want it to be.

Q: Can I ask you a question

A: You answered your own question.

Q: Does this actually work?

A: It will work if you let it work.

Q: Feet?

A: No.

Q: Why?

A: Why not.

Q: Why do I keep dreaming about tornadoes?

A: By any chance are you in Kansas?

Q: How are floods created?

A: With water.

Q: How do I make a person do what I want?

A: Give them nutella.

Q: Ask me any question. I'm master troll.

A: What's your bank account number?